Stupid Me

My mouth is on fire. Not because of spice. Because I was a total idiot. I was making smores over the gas burner, using a fork to roast the marshmallow. Once the marshmallow was melted, I slid it onto the waiting chocolate, and decided I COULDN’T let the marshmallow that remained on the fork go to waste, and yes! I put the red. hot. fork. in my mouth.

I heard the sizzling before I felt the burn.

Can you see the tine marks?

1 comment:

Chad Carter said...

As if your lovely lips could get any hotter, dear Ellen.